*rue voice* hood Karen grew up in a ghetto neighborhood. Each day she ate three spoons of canola oil & she still managed to be fat! Hood Karen didn’t grow up looking up to country club Karen’s. Mini hood Karen looked up to n-word saying black boys. Now… it’s her mission to take out anger on pretty 15 year old girls
person 1: hey hood Karen! I’m so happy you could make it… to our lake party… that we didn’t invite u to
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
Get the hood karen mug.When really old really hateful people try really hard to feel relevant; the act of trying to imitate underage girls
Person 1: GUYS! HELP!
Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on
- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle
Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on
- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
Get the Karen colonizing mug.She can’t tell when she’s not wanted. She doesn’t take no for an answer. She’ll jack off to u… no matter how underage u are and no matter how ugly she is. She’ll even rape ur Pinterest accounts because she’s too much of a hag to get close to u.
Person 1: this Karen is making me uncomfortable
Person 2: why can’t she tell ur not her 15 year old girlfriend? What a Karen-cell
Person 1: she really thinks she gets to play abusive boyfriend
Person 2: why can’t she tell ur not her 15 year old girlfriend? What a Karen-cell
Person 1: she really thinks she gets to play abusive boyfriend
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
Get the Karen-cel mug.by cheeseyaaaaaaassss April 16, 2022
Get the Karen mug.by Karen mate April 17, 2022
Get the Karen mug.Karen is a very popular word used to describe a middle aged white woman with a dirty blonde Bob hair cut, although people who actually are named Karen are quite nice, people who have been given the name of Karen by someone else is usually a very rude person.
Karen: *has toddler tantrum in a book store*
Innocent person: *films the toddler tantrum*
Karen: "STOP FILMING ME"
Innocent person: "Okay Karen"
Karen: *Pulls out phone*
Karen: YOU'RE FILMING ME, OH OKAY I CAN FILM YOU TO LOOK AT THIS.
Karen: *Gets arrested*
Innocent person: *films the toddler tantrum*
Karen: "STOP FILMING ME"
Innocent person: "Okay Karen"
Karen: *Pulls out phone*
Karen: YOU'RE FILMING ME, OH OKAY I CAN FILM YOU TO LOOK AT THIS.
Karen: *Gets arrested*
by THE ANNOYING COMMENTER April 20, 2022
Get the Karen mug.A person, usually a white woman but the term in not exclusive, who berates employees of their favorite fast food restaurants and middle-class clothing stores. They can also be spotted in the wild during a fit of road rage, and they nest in suburban areas, where they often scream at their neighbor's kids for skateboarding in the culdesac. These screams can be heard from miles around, and they often make threats to call the police or sue an establishment. Karens often complain to city council, and they make a habit of asking to speak to a manager.
Karens are to be avoided at all costs, or videotaped and posted to social media for a good laugh. If encountered, Karens will avoid taking responsibility for their behavior. They are attracted to minivans, clearance sections, and they are often seen speaking to a manager. (Further research is needed on whether this relationship is mutualistic, commensalistic, or parasitic. We have a hypothesis this may be parasitic). They will become hostile towards music, skateboarders, and regular people doing their job.
Karens are to be avoided at all costs, or videotaped and posted to social media for a good laugh. If encountered, Karens will avoid taking responsibility for their behavior. They are attracted to minivans, clearance sections, and they are often seen speaking to a manager. (Further research is needed on whether this relationship is mutualistic, commensalistic, or parasitic. We have a hypothesis this may be parasitic). They will become hostile towards music, skateboarders, and regular people doing their job.
Manager: We have to ask you to leave this restaurant please.
Karen: No I dont think so. They got me a small fry when I paid for a medium, I want a f%$king refund!
Manager: You also already ate them, so I can't give you a refund, Karen. The best I can do is give you the difference of what the cost is, that way you paid for the small fries you ate. I have your reciept, and your money. Please take it and go.
Karen: F%ck you and f%ck your job! I am never coming back here!
Manager(to coworker): Thank God for that! Make sure you get their order right next time so we dont have to do this again, okay?
Coworker: Yes sir, sorry about that. I offered to give Karen medium fries but she already ate the small ones and she was screaming at me and demanding you speak with her.
Manager: I know, its okay.
Karen: No I dont think so. They got me a small fry when I paid for a medium, I want a f%$king refund!
Manager: You also already ate them, so I can't give you a refund, Karen. The best I can do is give you the difference of what the cost is, that way you paid for the small fries you ate. I have your reciept, and your money. Please take it and go.
Karen: F%ck you and f%ck your job! I am never coming back here!
Manager(to coworker): Thank God for that! Make sure you get their order right next time so we dont have to do this again, okay?
Coworker: Yes sir, sorry about that. I offered to give Karen medium fries but she already ate the small ones and she was screaming at me and demanding you speak with her.
Manager: I know, its okay.
by kagenw01 November 4, 2021
Get the Karen mug.