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Josh

Josh is the best kind of people in the world. They are always the smartest most hot people (usualy also buff). And although idiots named Justen like to make fun of Joshs its always because they are jealous. Joshs are so God like you should worship them.
Wow He is the best person in the world and needs to have my babies. I love Josh!
by TheRealJosh1234 July 18, 2022
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Josh

The cutest and nicest boy in the world! If Josh is your boyfriend, then you are luckier than words can express. He is extremely handsome, and has a smile that will leave you standing there dumbfounded. He is nice to everyone, including his enemy's (not that he has a lot of those). He is extremely loyal to his friends, as well as his family. He is perfect beyond words, and any girl would be lucky to be his. He tells his girlfriend how much he loves her and makes sure she gets all the attention that she wants. He is honestly the best boyfriend in the world. Everybody loves Josh.
Wow Josh is perfect in every way!
by Thegirlnextdoortou December 20, 2018
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josh tolsma

A BIG black nigger who like basketball al day long and who can run but can not swim
josh tolsma = a fatass
by cuminbum5838548 October 25, 2023
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
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Josh Curse

When you do incredibly shit at COD that you were better off not playing
I'm having one of those Josh Curse days
by Sponge1432 January 14, 2024
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Josh

You would never want to be as short as josh
by Uglymf March 29, 2019
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Josh

Easy going, fun loving, adventurous guy with the most beautiful blue eyes and a sunburn. He is mistaken as shy until you get to know him and then you’ll have gained the wittiest and truest friend of your life. He’s a fisherman, Hunter and athlete. Josh is equal parts calm and feral. He has no fear of heights and absolutely loves jumping in the river. He’s the realest brother and the finest son. He finds strangers and makes them friends for life.
I’m bored, I’m calling Josh. My life is stressful, I need to get near Josh. I’ve never laughed as hard as I do when Josh is around. Everyone is best friends with Josh.
by Lo’rett July 24, 2022
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