A Jizz

1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.

“How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz”

by Maidress June 4, 2021

electric jizz

wanking someone off whilst they have a seizure or whilst being electrocuted

hey i heard milo T got given an electric jizz

by porge cutternut June 25, 2024

Jizz Mullet

Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.

When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.

by Silky mane July 2, 2020

Jizz Serpent

A luscious lady that looks for men to make them jizz.

Jesse’s momma, the jizz serpent, is on the prowl tonight looking for males to suck dry!

by PeteyPaplo March 1, 2023

Jizz Javelin

The male sex organ. Penis.

His penis is huge, and his orgasms go on forever - it’s truly an Olympic size Jizz Javelin.

by CosmicCoyote December 12, 2025

Jungle Jizz

When more than one person gives a cums in a persons mouth and there is one person who urinates.

At the end of the orgy the three dudes performed a jungle jizz on the lucky woman laying on her back, and mouth open. The balance of urine and semen made her barely realize what she was swallowing.

by Pinkpopper August 23, 2023

Chuck Jizz

To allow your most ridiculous ideas to project out of you with reckless abandon (no f¥cks given) in the knowledge people won’t f@ck with them regardless and that’s ok because you do. Stupid ideas are the key to an innovative future.

“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)

“It’s probably best not to use Chuck Jizz in verbal conversation. I have on various occasions and it’s incredibly uncomfortable”

by Alabama Lucydrop April 11, 2021