Oh shit text

When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.

Matt: damn...

Mark: what?

Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...

Mark: what'd it say?

Matt: You don't want to know...

by santy5666 July 20, 2010

hearts their own text

So so sad

Zooey hearts their own text because they are not funny

by Llllllllllllllli May 16, 2022

Text Amnesia

That “text” you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone - to buy 30 seconds to clear your Safari history and double check the contents of your photo album.

“Wow I almost got caught last night. Jill asked to use my phone so I pretended I had text amnesia.”

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

tweaker text

a text coming from someone under the influence of any narcotic stimulant that does not have an end or punctuation

Man brandon was so geeked he sent me 8 texts at once filled with jibberish they were tweaker texts

by geekedafterdocapp November 13, 2014

capitalized text

If you use text in (CAPITAL TEXT) it is usually a text of (PASSION). Can I edit my post to show I am (Knowledgeable) or (Vulnerable) "But"! I actually want to create a connection with you but I am very (Stressed). (Hear Me) (Im Talking To You). There are many (reasons) to (((CAPITALIZE)))

"CAPITALIZED TEXT" MEANS I HAVE PASSION !!!!!!!!

by Mainspring August 31, 2018

Shorty Text

An over exaggerated statement from your significant other.

Everything my girl says is a shorty text

by Noxnohi August 31, 2023

texting trance

A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.

Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit

by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010