1. Flatulence, or as the youngsters of today call it, a "fart." This is a natural expulsion of gases through the rectum which can often be thought of as humorous, embarrassing, and -- if your into that -- even erotic. 2. A paranormal entity either living inside your ass or having been expelled through the rectum during the bathroom process known as pooping, crapping, or shitting, these can often cause problems such as unnecessarily vomit-inducing smell or a streak in the underpants. Be cautious and consult your neighborhood exorcist. 3. You feel the need to poop and go to the bathroom, but as soon as you sit down, nothing will come out except a fart (loudness, duration, and wetness will vary).
1.)
Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.
2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.
3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.
Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?
Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.
Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.
2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.
3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.
Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?
Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.
by UncreativeUsername June 8, 2014
Get the Ghost of the Shitsmug. A Roblox Rise of Nations Youtuber. He is a cool guy and a small youtuber. He is kind of cool and Blackmailed TOLML into being in his Discord server.
by Ghost-RN January 29, 2021
Get the Ghost-RNmug. A sexual act in which sexual intercourse occurs while one of the participants is asleep (not in a rape kind of way though.) usually occurs after large consumptions of alcohol, middle of the night sex, or that early morning lovin
After that frat party last night, I was so drunk i blacked out during having sex. My Girl Friend continued to ghost ride however, as i would have wanted.
by ghost rider August 6, 2012
Get the Ghost Ridemug. 
Performing a rim-job on a bum-hole that has a sheet of toilet paper stuck to it from an earlier incident.
by Lebrique February 8, 2015
Get the ghost rimmermug. by 657t2 June 2, 2021
Get the whatsapp ghostmug. The phenomenon that occurs when one goes to bed with the urge to take a shit, but wakes up without said urge.
by The dude with the hair May 18, 2018
Get the Ghost Shitmug.