bj face

1.The face of someone who looks like they would give good blowjobs
2. Someone who looks like they are currently giving a blowjob
3. The face of someone who looks like they give a lot of blowjobs

person 1"Her cheeks are so hollowed in..."
Person 2 "Her lips and mouth are big..."
Person 1&2 "BJ FACE!!!!!"

by Compoura October 21, 2009

Swagina Face

A person who has a face that resembles a vagina. They also have a irregular smelly body odor that smells like a sweaty vagina. The person usually wears a headband to help wick away the large amount of sweat that pores down their face

WOW! Look at that swagina face!
Gosh! You smell like a swagina!

by greg quckhands2 August 6, 2011

lakin faced

to be so drunk that one cannot function

last night i drank a 30 stone and a 5th of captain, needless to say i was lakin faced

by Andy Whalen December 26, 2007

Blown Face

When someone has something so bad happen to them that their face becomes an expression of such shock and disbelief.

Guy #1: Dude, I just walked into my apartment and found my girlfriend banging another dude in our kitchen.

Guy #2: BLOWN FACE!

by Midgetyman5670 November 4, 2009

scode face

A scone (a british roll of sorts) with a chode sticking out the front end of it on a person's face, can be glazed or unglazed depending on the person.

WOWZA herb is such a scode face

by scode faced kraut April 26, 2010

gag face

To shove a penis down an expecting victoms throat.

"Open your mouth and close your eyes...then you'll get a nice surprise" After party conforms, insert penis. Then yell GAG FACE!!

by angelousvr November 2, 2007

Tube face

The act of ignoring other commuters on the London Underground, or London Transport and distractiong oneself by looking anywhere else than at another person. Done whilst traveling from one station to another.

I never saw the person next to me, as i was reading my newspaper, and they had a Tube face.

by Paul Grant March 21, 2007