facebook fatty

when reuniting with old high school/college friends on facebook and you have a hard time recognizing them because they have gained significant weight

Holy Crap remember Kevin from Bio Class I found him on Facebook, I did not recognize him he is a facebook fatty.

by Teddy92128 November 17, 2010

Facebook Parenting

When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.

Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?

Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.

Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.

by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009

Facebook Finger

That pose that has taken the world of Facebook (and Social Networking in general) by storm, where all and sundry seductively place there index finger (usually) to the side of their pouting “Oouuh” lips when their photo is being taken. Kinda like a cross between Austin Powers and Jordan being seductive (ie, not always attractive).

On a night out pretty much anywhere in the West, you’re sure to encounter the phenomenon of bumping into groups of hipsters struttin’ their stuff, and lots of flashes going off and Facebook fingering taking place.

by frank_bird June 28, 2010

facebook singing

The practice of, when you see a song lyric on Facebook or another social networking website, singing the next lyric. Usually someone will add a third, then a fourth, and so on.

(originally coined by Sethual Chocolate)

Jeff Smith says I believe I can fly

John Jones says I believe I can touch the sky

Kim German says I think about it every night and day

Phyllis Seymour wants to spread my wings and fly away

Andrew Rickenbacker just doesn't understand all this facebook singing.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen March 30, 2009

Facebook beg

A Facebook beg is someone who is thirsty for likes and compliments on photos and status', he/she would write a description on the photo that would bring attention to they're selvs

*girl uploads a picture and she looks pretty*

Girl: "like omg why am I so ugly? Like my photo if you think in pretty"

Normal person: "stop being such a Facebook beg"

by 2s4ss4u March 2, 2014

Facebook Investigator

Similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. Usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. The investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.

Johnny: hey, did you facebook friend Rebecca yet, so I can know her relationship status?
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.

Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.

by bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010

facebook stunt

When a person does something crazy and posts pictures it or writes something crazy/questionable on his/her wall to attract attention.

Jon: "Did you see the pictures of Peter smoking on his wall?!

Chris: "Hes just pulling a facebook stunt."

Jon: "I guess you are right, what a retard."

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Tina: "Did you see what Brittany wrote on her wall?!"

Cheri: "No, what?!"

Tina: "She wrote that she came out of the closet! I wonder what that means!?"

Cheri: "Ahh, its just another facebook stunt, shes so pathetic."

by Gauche Di Trolio May 20, 2009