rock face

The unbelievable facial contortions that happen when the body has three choices during a mam-a-jam of a guitar solo

1. Rock face
2. Duece in the pants
3. Nnnuuuugh, spooge.

Did you see that f-ing Rock Face he made coming out of the Rockin Horse solo?

I don't know man, he may have to change his underwear.

by dead777 February 4, 2010

lakin faced

to be so drunk that one cannot function

last night i drank a 30 stone and a 5th of captain, needless to say i was lakin faced

by Andy Whalen December 26, 2007

bj face

1.The face of someone who looks like they would give good blowjobs
2. Someone who looks like they are currently giving a blowjob
3. The face of someone who looks like they give a lot of blowjobs

person 1"Her cheeks are so hollowed in..."
Person 2 "Her lips and mouth are big..."
Person 1&2 "BJ FACE!!!!!"

by Compoura October 21, 2009

gag face

To shove a penis down an expecting victoms throat.

"Open your mouth and close your eyes...then you'll get a nice surprise" After party conforms, insert penis. Then yell GAG FACE!!

by angelousvr November 2, 2007

scode face

A scone (a british roll of sorts) with a chode sticking out the front end of it on a person's face, can be glazed or unglazed depending on the person.

WOWZA herb is such a scode face

by scode faced kraut April 26, 2010

Blown Face

When someone has something so bad happen to them that their face becomes an expression of such shock and disbelief.

Guy #1: Dude, I just walked into my apartment and found my girlfriend banging another dude in our kitchen.

Guy #2: BLOWN FACE!

by Midgetyman5670 November 4, 2009

Face-Time

The act of a woman sitting on a mans face vigorously also known as carpet munching, SOMF, tongue fucking, muff diving & yodeling in the valley

Face-time has been suspected to be the cause of numerous asphixiation related deaths.

by KKJoy February 18, 2015