Ethan

Every person named Ethan is the biggest pussy in the world.
“Dude I just bruised my elbow 😢” said Ethan
“Shut up you little bitch” jay
by Jackkddoff June 03, 2019
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The Ethan I know is a miracle hope bringer to Alyssa
Talking to an Ethan is like talking to a Deliverer from the Maker of the Heavens!
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Ethan is nice definitely friken cute and likes to leave his gf for the shower and he's perfect and knows how to make his girl happy he puts up with so much shit if he loves you if you get him keep him he's fucking amazing don't let him go he is the best person you'll ever meet and he will love you unconditionally 🥰❤️🥰🥰
Ethan is perfect
by Ethansgf April 19, 2021
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“Ethan literally just defines perfection

“Ethan did that so perfectly
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Girl : Ethan's is a great boy but I want to break up with him. Other girl : No way but if you do illl have him
by AllThisIsTrue October 28, 2018
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Ethan is a fake drug addict that tells everyone around that he does drugs and is suicidal
I met Ethan today he told me he overdosed on drugs
by Absolutely normal guy October 07, 2019
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he is the prettiest boy to walk the earth. one of a kind. whats not to love about him? he is just so adorable and precious and just such a sweetie overalllll !!! he is kinda dumb but he tries his best and always means well. great fashion taste. speaking of taste, he tastes really good too tbh. he makes me so horny and im always losing sleep over him. he is like cute but also soooo sexy ughhhhhh <3 the absolute love of my life. i could go on forever about you. i cant wait to be your husband baby. i love you ethan. <33
ughhhhh i love ethan so much <3
by ethan's micah :) March 28, 2022
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