A man who believes he is respectful of women, convinces them he is their friend and proceeds to get angry when romantic feelings are not reciprocated by said female friend. The fedora douche has no interest in actually respecting the female as a friend; he manipulates them in order to get their guard down and moves in when they are at their weakest. When denied reciprocation, they complain about being friend-zoned and proceed to verbally attack the female "friend".
" 'She friend-zoned me again dude!!! '
'Dont be a fedora douche, the friend-zone doesn't exist' "
" ' I was so nice to her, listened, was her friend, and she won't have sex with me! What a bitch'
'You're starting to sound like a fedora douche, man' "
'Dont be a fedora douche, the friend-zone doesn't exist' "
" ' I was so nice to her, listened, was her friend, and she won't have sex with me! What a bitch'
'You're starting to sound like a fedora douche, man' "
by SunnyErrors May 20, 2016
Get the Fedora Douchemug. Aubrey is such a douche-bitch when wears her stunna shades in the club to hide her fucked up eyebrows.
by Lauren German April 10, 2008
Get the Douche-bitchmug. a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.
A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore
Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight
Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?
Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking
Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak
Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight
Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?
Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking
Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak
by cfrierson November 30, 2010
Get the douche bigalomug. When two individuals engage one another in a battle of the will, as to which person will be most polite and allow the other to enter first. Typically occurs at building doors and elevator doors, most often between complete strangers. Several studderings of the foot and mouth will procede engagement.
Ryan was engaged in a standard douche off with a complete stranger yesterday when he tried to exit the elevator.
by King Kohan October 13, 2009
Get the Douche Offmug. A complete idiot; retard; what people say when they can't come up with a better name to call someone.
by Jimborizzle February 15, 2009
Get the Douche-whibblermug. 1.The douching of one's anus before having anal sex. Some use machines but it can be done manually. Doing so will remove excess "crap" from anus making it easier and more enjoyable when having anal sex.... but not less painful.
2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.
2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.
by lots'o'knowledge April 14, 2011
Get the Butt Douchemug. a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
by Fugues May 2, 2010
Get the douche-tardmug.