by Swagmoder July 23, 2023
The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019
An insulting term for female Marines. Comes from the word "Teufel Hund" which is German for "Devil Dog". A female dog is called a bitch. The term hails from the World War I "Battle of Belleau Wood" where the Marine Corps wreaked havoc on German forces and "earned their nickname" "Devil Dog". Use with caution, especially if you are in the Guard or Reserves where a significant portion of their personnel are pulled from the Marine Corps. Only Navy and Chair Force servicepeople are stupid enough to use this derogatory term, but hey, Marines eat crayons, so who are they to judge?
Female US Navy sailor in critical condition after a fight with female Marine after calling her "Devil Bitch" for stealing her crayons.
by kinghiroichi1 April 18, 2024
by jolenebb February 18, 2018
by Allyedge May 20, 2024
Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket
by Jim Pickins July 12, 2021
by Aelmar May 16, 2025