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come a cunt

To fall over.

(A colloquialism spoken in Scunthorpe)
"hey be carefull you don't come a cunt on that slippery ice"

"oh man, I was walking past some hot chicks and came a cunt, they all laughed"

"look at the bruise on my head, I came a cunt on the way to work and banged it"
by stiff peeda February 25, 2009
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cunt puppet

A female who thrashes about spewing obscenties while being vaginally fisted.
My exgirlfriend was a proper lady in public but turned into a raging cunt puppet when I'd cram a hand up her twat.
by stonelotus June 9, 2009
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cunt port

A place for guys to dock their dicks.
That bitches cunt port was so wide that we could dock three dicks in there.
by Pipe Line February 27, 2008
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Tax Cunts

1.Term coined by Democratic staffers for Republicans who voted against the Economic Stimulus package.

2. Description of politicians who are so mentally challenged that their response to any and all problems is a some type of tax reduction.
1. So much for bipartisanship, the tax cunts at the GOP all voted no.

2. Have you read the recent Cato Group study that says a 20% reduction in the corporate income tax will reduce obesity in children under 10...more tax cunt logic.
by Kung Fu Donut January 31, 2009
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cunt up

Australian slang derived as a cruder form of ass over head. To slip or trip on something in such a manner that you almost perform an aerial flip.
"That kid on the skateboard went cunt up"

"Dave ya dickhead pick up ya tools, i almost went cunt up on the spanner"
by My /\/ame January 12, 2009
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Mad Cunt

An individual that pushes boundaries and takes significant risk can be described as a mad cunt.
Wow, he just did a backflip over a car, he's a mad cunt.
by Mylo1996 February 16, 2018
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cunt run

Synonym of a cunt hunt. To go around town cruising women. To go looking for pussy.
-Yo man, I got the car for tonight, me and the guys are going on a cunt run, you in?
-FOR SURE!!!
by runna fo five December 28, 2005
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