Cock Dyson

A female provider of horizontal refreshment - kind of a whore.

Bro: 'She's a Cock Dyson'
Dude: 'What do you mean?'
Bro: 'She sucks it in from all directions!'

by BenHamerEsq April 28, 2012

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Cock bobbing

When you or someone is so tired you keep falling asleep over and over causing a "bobbing" effect with your head (with your mouth open). This occurs mostly in the sitting position, and resembles the motions of giving a blowjob.

I was so fucking tired today, I was cock bobbing all through class.

by virginiasucks February 18, 2012

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cock snatch

A cock snatch is someone who takes away all or most of the fun from something.

Dude, don't be such a cock snatch!

by Dave Perala September 2, 2008

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flamingo cock

When a Mans Dick has a huge irrection for a long period of time

Ashley: Dayum girl see this guy over there
Amanda: Yeah girl I see him
Ashley: I think he had a flamingo cock it’s been like that for 20 minutes
Amanda: Dayum girl

by Daddy Vlone February 25, 2018

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titanic cock

A cock so big when you put it in your wife, it plays the sad violin song from the Titanic.

1. Hey Johnny, can I suck on your Titanic Cock?
2. Damn Manny, can you please slow down with that Titanic Cock? I can hear Jack already...
3. Darn my niGhA dAts WOnn PHAT aZZ CawK

by StardustGalaxy7 September 24, 2018

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Skiddy Cock

A post-nut, half chubbed cock with shit on it after having anal sex.

Hand me that trowel bitch ya gave me the skiddy cock.

The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.

She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

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