(cap)tion

A social media (typically IG) caption that is blatantly false aka all cap

Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion

by mickdre October 27, 2021

Capping

Grant Vancamp

Jackeyson “lets go out “
Grant “yes let’s go “
*Grant never shows up = he’s capping

by y do u hate me October 23, 2020

Cap God

1 - Polo G’s alias
2 - a person with a high tolerance to mdma
3 - a person that is very good lying

lying in polo g crib off the x he call me cap god

by Ballista .50 June 9, 2022

CAP

A way to announce or say that some one is lying, untruthful, false, dishonest, mendacious, perfidious, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, duplicitous, dissimulating, dissembling, double-dealing, two-faced, Janus-faced, guileful, underhand, disingenuous, crooked, bent, sneaky, tricky, hollow-hearted, ect. Most of your best friends will likely say this to you.

Person 1: I have a loving, happy family which I enjoy hanging out with them. They love me and I love them.
Person 2: Hahaha CAP.

by Come Drinker December 29, 2020

No cap

An over exaggeration of I’m not lying

Brandon:did u steal my cookies

Tracy:no cal I didn’t take them NO CAP

by Wertyslays07 October 30, 2020

Bald capping

When you take a bald cap and whip someone’s penis with it. This causes the hair to fall off the penis and balls, as a method of shaving.

Bro I’m getting really hairy, can you do some bald Capping on me

by Atticool April 18, 2025

No Cap

When you really mean what you’re saying...or in agreement to something.

“Bro she’s mad ugly”
“LMAO No Cap bro...”
Or... “Man say stg you got 1K on you right now”

“ Manee No Cap omm i do”

by m.bandz January 3, 2019