lakin faced

to be so drunk that one cannot function

last night i drank a 30 stone and a 5th of captain, needless to say i was lakin faced

by Andy Whalen November 26, 2007

gag face

To shove a penis down an expecting victoms throat.

"Open your mouth and close your eyes...then you'll get a nice surprise" After party conforms, insert penis. Then yell GAG FACE!!

by angelousvr October 17, 2007

Blown Face

When someone has something so bad happen to them that their face becomes an expression of such shock and disbelief.

Guy #1: Dude, I just walked into my apartment and found my girlfriend banging another dude in our kitchen.

Guy #2: BLOWN FACE!

by Midgetyman5670 November 05, 2009

scode face

A scone (a british roll of sorts) with a chode sticking out the front end of it on a person's face, can be glazed or unglazed depending on the person.

WOWZA herb is such a scode face

by scode faced kraut April 26, 2010

Face-Time

The act of a woman sitting on a mans face vigorously also known as carpet munching, SOMF, tongue fucking, muff diving & yodeling in the valley

Face-time has been suspected to be the cause of numerous asphixiation related deaths.

by KKJoy February 19, 2015

Tube face

The act of ignoring other commuters on the London Underground, or London Transport and distractiong oneself by looking anywhere else than at another person. Done whilst traveling from one station to another.

I never saw the person next to me, as i was reading my newspaper, and they had a Tube face.

by Paul Grant March 19, 2007

bj face

1.The face of someone who looks like they would give good blowjobs
2. Someone who looks like they are currently giving a blowjob
3. The face of someone who looks like they give a lot of blowjobs

person 1"Her cheeks are so hollowed in..."
Person 2 "Her lips and mouth are big..."
Person 1&2 "BJ FACE!!!!!"

by Compoura October 21, 2009