Boner Points

Points awarded in the game of life

Krissy, you just grabbed all the asses in this room. You get 10,000 boner points.

And a high five, cause youre my best friend.

by boner bro steve June 28, 2010

Batman Boner

You take a girl paragliding and instead of giving her a parasail you throw her off the gliff, glide down and safe her from certain death and proceed to fuck her in the air.

Guy: Hey wanna go parasailing?
Girl: ooh that sounds exciting, can we try the batman boner?
Guy: ehh i did that last weekend, my penis has to recover

by iamtdean October 6, 2011

boner bob

what we call bob when he has viagara and walks about with a boner.

boner bob walked into and old woman and satisfied her.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

boob boner

An erect nipple, hard nipple, firm nipple, stimulated nipple, or just simply a case of hard nipple tightis.

Anytime its about to rain, Sally gets boob boners.

While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but flick them.

by Ze Ruzsian Wo-Man December 25, 2008

soul boner

(noun)an unexplainable erection achieved during church services
(adj) That little, warm fuzzy feeling you experience when you see something adorable

(N) Preacher: Praise Jesus!
Man: (achieves erection) Praise indeed!

(adj)(Watching tv, Snuggle commercial comes on)

person 1:Aw!!! Look at the Snuggle bear!
person 2: I might have a soul boner right about now

by Big Yetti October 21, 2010

Friend Boner

An erection that occurs when a person has a bunch friends come and hang out or do activities. Therefore the person gets an exasperating boner.
NOT GAY AT ALL!

OMG! My friends are coming over i'm ganna have such a friend boner.

by teddycakes February 29, 2012

flex boner

When a dick is not hard but its not soft. It is basically a boner that you can flex.

Usually you get a flex boner when drunk.

Can also be referred to as a flex-b.

I was so tanked last night, I couldn't even have sex because all I had was a flex boner.

by Zach2k8 March 12, 2008