Brandonism

The strong belief that every non Alaska airline is the Devil and will either cause you to miss a flight or lose your luggage.

I love Alaska airlines I would consider myself a brandonist who follows brandonism

by xX_Britney_Bitch_Xx May 18, 2025

The Brandon

To be so insecure you leave your shirt on during intercourse.

Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.

Dude he did the the brandon

by Gunnyrob April 6, 2023

Brandon Nelzi

Brandon nelzi is an obnoxious piece of shit. He’s a boring person with no intelligence whatsoever. He’s the one person in the friend group that everyone secretly thinks is annoying. No one likes a Brandon Nelzi

Brandon Nelzi is a piece of shit

by Фщвбфгурабгйоубв April 6, 2023

Brandon

A major bully

Brandon bullies his girlfriend everyday!

by Catinthehat April 14, 2023

BRANDON

A bitch ass nigga who gets no hoes AT ALL dude stupid as hell in real life man fr

That nigga is such a BRANDON

by Realest_nigga April 19, 2023

Brandon Shamblin

A rust god who only uses ak and never trolls or grubs. The best builder when it comes to the mini tundra or the shell.

"Brandon Shamblin is SO HOT His dick is fat"

by zayhoops May 5, 2023

Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.

Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"

by Theno2show May 8, 2023