A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged
-promoting a pyramid scheme
-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged
-promoting a pyramid scheme
-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”
by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022
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Andrew: "I HATE WOMAN!"
Woman: "Hello!"
Andrew: "Hello M'Lady are you a woman?"
Woman: "Yes"
Andrew: *takes out a whip and starts beating her* "Go to the kitchen NOW!!!!"
Andrew: "I HATE WOMAN!"
Woman: "Hello!"
Andrew: "Hello M'Lady are you a woman?"
Woman: "Yes"
Andrew: *takes out a whip and starts beating her* "Go to the kitchen NOW!!!!"
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A manaste woman (ma-nasty wo-man) is a social change driven, yoga inspired person, capable of performing the "Downward Dog" and the "Up Yours!".
Reports indicate that there is a large group of manaste woman gathered at City Hall, peacefully protesting the proposed ordinance outlawing the public wearing of capris, leggings, and yoga pants.
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an American women's monthly magazine that covers such topics as homemaking, food, nutrition, physical fitness, physical attractiveness, and fashion. The print edition is one of the Seven Sisters magazines
So Woman's Day doesn't tell a lot of funny stories, and it doesn't run pictures of fashions its readers could never afford. Like I.A. Morse, Woman's Day -- more than any other magazine -- is a trusted advisor in the day in day out work that's a housewife's chosen profession. That's our profession. And we're proud of it. Like Doc Morse Woman's Day talks man to man to women.
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