Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass

Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.

by williedoitnow August 10, 2022

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Who is going to tell them?

This question is asked when someone is so oblivious and unaware of their misguided viewpoint on an issue or topic that it seems they are the last one to know it.

“I don’t understand why more talented people don’t work in government!”

Who is going to tell them?

by JackieChilesAttorney December 31, 2023

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who asked

who asked is a thing when someone doesnt ana chat to you anymore but you just dont wana admit it they say hi you say who they say you say asked for a good example look at the thing

them: hi
you: who?
them:you
you:who asked

them: :(

by sus dog August 28, 2022

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who's going to hear?

The word said by a deer when you take an odd, perhaps weird route.

Deer: W-Who's going to hear?
❤️ Me

by nikomega August 14, 2025

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Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

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The kid who is behind you is just some random homicidal kid who has this weird fetish of smelling backs. He is often seen behing little babies or elderly men and sniffing their backs. If he is smelling your back stay still so he doesnt get mad and chop your penis off.

Random smallhead: Yoooyoyoyoyoo guy there the kid who is behind you
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles

by BAD KID with a flamethrower July 11, 2019

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