by CandyBarMan February 21, 2023
Dude! That fugly chick offered me a blowjob in the backseat again.. i was like “nah, i’m all set” and got out the car
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by PhineousPhreak August 29, 2013
When your significant other wants you all to her/himself like cuddles and kisses and love words. I hope someone tells me that one day and when i mean someone i mean my future wife cuz you know im straight
Wife: baby COME HERE NOW
Husband: yeah what's up
Wife: listen and listen closely i want you know that im all yours so come here and love me NOW baby.
Husband: oh ok im coming to get you
Husband: yeah what's up
Wife: listen and listen closely i want you know that im all yours so come here and love me NOW baby.
Husband: oh ok im coming to get you
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