rock face

The unbelievable facial contortions that happen when the body has three choices during a mam-a-jam of a guitar solo

1. Rock face
2. Duece in the pants
3. Nnnuuuugh, spooge.

Did you see that f-ing Rock Face he made coming out of the Rockin Horse solo?

I don't know man, he may have to change his underwear.

by dead777 February 4, 2010

bj face

1.The face of someone who looks like they would give good blowjobs
2. Someone who looks like they are currently giving a blowjob
3. The face of someone who looks like they give a lot of blowjobs

person 1"Her cheeks are so hollowed in..."
Person 2 "Her lips and mouth are big..."
Person 1&2 "BJ FACE!!!!!"

by Compoura October 21, 2009

Swagina Face

A person who has a face that resembles a vagina. They also have a irregular smelly body odor that smells like a sweaty vagina. The person usually wears a headband to help wick away the large amount of sweat that pores down their face

WOW! Look at that swagina face!
Gosh! You smell like a swagina!

by greg quckhands2 August 6, 2011

putty face

puh-tee feys adj.

when a person is described to having a face that changes or morphs when viewed from different angles, uses of different lighting, time of day etc. it is a feature which decieves a person into thinking someone with putty face looks good but when viewed under different conditions, they become hideous or funny looking than what was originally thought.

renee zelweger is a classic putty face.

by shirakikue November 25, 2007

Blown Face

When someone has something so bad happen to them that their face becomes an expression of such shock and disbelief.

Guy #1: Dude, I just walked into my apartment and found my girlfriend banging another dude in our kitchen.

Guy #2: BLOWN FACE!

by Midgetyman5670 November 4, 2009

lakin faced

to be so drunk that one cannot function

last night i drank a 30 stone and a 5th of captain, needless to say i was lakin faced

by Andy Whalen December 26, 2007

Tube face

The act of ignoring other commuters on the London Underground, or London Transport and distractiong oneself by looking anywhere else than at another person. Done whilst traveling from one station to another.

I never saw the person next to me, as i was reading my newspaper, and they had a Tube face.

by Paul Grant March 21, 2007