Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
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1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
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