stepped in the wrong hood

Lil foo tryna scrap not know in where they steppin nd get merked

Whatcha want cuddie? U stepped in the wrong hood dawg this aint fa u!

by ♥+ April 3, 2017

Hood ornament

A bottle of henessy glued to the hood of a ghetto car

Hurry up and kill da henny , im gonna give that impala a hood ornament

by Smartestdumbguy December 26, 2016

robbin' the 'hood

What da famed Earl-of-Huntingdon-turned-outlaw character partially stopped da evil Prince John and Sheriff of Nottingham from doing

When King Richard returned from da Crusades, he told da Band Of Merry Men dat although he didn't entirely approve of their methods of counteracting government corruption, he knew dat his own stuffy "high-toned, high-society" colleagues had been "robbin' the 'hood" themselves --- and to a much greater degree than said rebels had done, and with merely self-serving intent --- and so he granted each and every one of said honorable bandits a free and complete pardon.

by QuacksO March 5, 2024

the Hood

the neighborhood in a city where your bike will get stolen in less than 5 minutes if left unattended.

-My nigga Tyrone! Where have you been all day?
-Selling weed in the hood my nigga.

by SayingNiggerIsRacist February 27, 2020

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

Hood geometry

When niggas do smart shit with the materials they have at their disposal.

My mans just did some hood geometry with that apple bong he made.

by Elgatofresco June 10, 2020

Mason Hood

When your foreskin gets caught in a fatass belly button

DAYUM, MY FORESKIN GOT SUCKED VACCUM STYLE, CALL IT MASON HOOD

by (Bi)cycle rider June 30, 2024