1. (n) The condition of a man's penis being so infected with unknown disease/diseases that it is instantly horrifying to any person who is unlucky enough to see it.
2. (v) The act of attempting to have sex with someone even though any fool can clearly see from the foul state of their junk that they need to visit a doctor and a priest and/or exorcist.
2. (v) The act of attempting to have sex with someone even though any fool can clearly see from the foul state of their junk that they need to visit a doctor and a priest and/or exorcist.
1. "Did you do it with Johny last night?"
"Well, I wanted to, but he had a President Trump in his pants. I was so disgusted I ran out of the room without another word."
"Sounds awful, I can't blame you.
2. "I cannot believe he President Trumped you!"
"I know! I pulled down his pants and nearly retched when I saw what his junk looked like. I almost called the CDC then and there."
"Well, I wanted to, but he had a President Trump in his pants. I was so disgusted I ran out of the room without another word."
"Sounds awful, I can't blame you.
2. "I cannot believe he President Trumped you!"
"I know! I pulled down his pants and nearly retched when I saw what his junk looked like. I almost called the CDC then and there."
by AngryAndRightOfCenter April 26, 2017
A derogatory term for an idiot. specifically one who denies science, ignores facts, and otherwise absent from intelligence.
James injected clorox into his veins against his doctors recommendation. What an absolute Trump supporter.
by Daniel goldstein November 12, 2020
1. Gay marriage and legalized weed was established in some states laws. Her comes Trump's ass pulling a Trump Card and messing thing up.
2. Thing 1:"Hey let's go get something to eat."
Thing 2: " Sure let me pull out my Trump Card since I got paid last week at my imaginary job that doesn't exist. Also, they take money out of my imaginary check to pay for imaginary taxes that doesn't exist. Here there you go. Let eat air that I have to pay for."
2. Thing 1:"Hey let's go get something to eat."
Thing 2: " Sure let me pull out my Trump Card since I got paid last week at my imaginary job that doesn't exist. Also, they take money out of my imaginary check to pay for imaginary taxes that doesn't exist. Here there you go. Let eat air that I have to pay for."
by Thatfatgirl1985. August 22, 2017
by Chloe.the.star May 03, 2016
As opposed to being in the yang gang, one can identify as being a member of the Trump Clump. When you join the Trump Clump, you are called a Trump Clumper. All Trump Clumpers can be easily recognized by their trumpy, clumpy attitude.
by DABeast45 March 20, 2019
A small fart that lasts for a short time, but is quite loud, causing people to laugh abrubtly, or look round to see if anyone else noticed it.
by Dr Craig Brant PHD Anal Excretion Studies September 30, 2006
A sexual act involving putting on a a yellow wig made of of a horse's pubic hair while having two hirelings jerking you off as you use your tiny hands to grab your daughter's pussy and you eat cheetos out of multi-billion international corporations' assholes.
by dorrance_durden March 25, 2017