a "Ryan Leaf"

Term used to describe anything that is extremely over-hyped or overrated.

Man, everyone said The Departed was a great movie, but it was totally a "Ryan Leaf".

by Michael51 March 4, 2007

ryan allen

a huge twat

Person 1: Man that kid is a Ryan Allen
Person 2: Yeah i know smh

by ryanallen November 30, 2016

The Ryan Shocker

When a dude is kindly pleasuring his man friend and decides to surprise him by quickly inserting his pinky, ring finger, and middle finger into his anus and looping the thumb and pointer finger around his mangina, stroking it ever so gently. This should "shock" him, seeing as how three fingers are A LOT of fingers to have in the ass at one time. I meeeeeeeeeean its freaking crazy!!

The other night my roomate Ryan was having sex with is life partner, Roberto, and all of a sudden i heard a scream as though someone was getting electrocuted; I bet he was kind enough to give Roberto the Ryan Shocker!

by Tyrus Thomas May 8, 2006

Ryan Peyton

Ryan Peyton is the smartest and most awesome person you will ever meet. You should be honored to know or even see him.

Ryan Peyton is just too smart and awesome.

by Smart Guy (trust me) March 21, 2019

ryan comfort

a boy that mostly likes to fiddle around with children and play hide and seek with madeline mccan

Oh no is that Ryan Comfort playing with kids again....

by yes okay ykihcj June 12, 2020

Ryan DeLong

Enjoys slaving away in tight spaces, while eating bon bons and rubbing his belly button. Never has to do leg day due to freakishly large calves. Glutton for listening to bald guys and superior leaders, 10 years younger than him.

Ryan DeLong the answer to all questions.

by richarchdadsfsadfasasdfasdfqwe January 5, 2022

Ryan Block

Lazy slob. Good for nothing fatass.

*guy rolling on floor jumping up and down* "ahaha lol dude hes doin a ryan block!"

by Joshhay October 28, 2010