by Michael51 March 4, 2007
Get the a "Ryan Leaf"mug. by ryanallen November 30, 2016
Get the ryan allenmug. When a dude is kindly pleasuring his man friend and decides to surprise him by quickly inserting his pinky, ring finger, and middle finger into his anus and looping the thumb and pointer finger around his mangina, stroking it ever so gently. This should "shock" him, seeing as how three fingers are A LOT of fingers to have in the ass at one time. I meeeeeeeeeean its freaking crazy!!
The other night my roomate Ryan was having sex with is life partner, Roberto, and all of a sudden i heard a scream as though someone was getting electrocuted; I bet he was kind enough to give Roberto the Ryan Shocker!
by Tyrus Thomas May 8, 2006
Get the The Ryan Shockermug. Ryan Peyton is the smartest and most awesome person you will ever meet. You should be honored to know or even see him.
by Smart Guy (trust me) March 21, 2019
Get the Ryan Peytonmug. by Cummonster123717 April 15, 2022
Get the Ryan Colemug. Ryan, he's a great friend and will always be there for a girl. He is very confident around women. He's a great kisser and doesn't care what others think when he is kissing a girl whether it's on the train, BUS basically anywhere and he has the most beautiful eyes ever.
by Sceeeerx January 27, 2017
Get the ryan bullmug. Some fat fuck who weighs more than Saturn. He's so fat he takes up an entire ps4 party by himself, I'm pretty sure whales are scared of his size. He eats like a FUCKING walrus and looks like one as well. He said I broke his ankles in 2k but it was just them shattering under his enormous stomach.
by Not Riley Parish September 7, 2020
Get the Ryan Meteermug.