Post Christmas Green

The act of returning shit from the holidays that you will not wear or use because it is ugly, cheap, a regift, ect.

"Wow looks like the christmas cheer got to jamie"

"No i think its just because she doesnt wear new clothes so she gets a lot of post christmas green"

by name that hasnt been used December 28, 2009

post nut clarity

that feeling of disgust you get after busting a nut to futanari

jack: bro i shouldn't have downloaded all these futanari videos its disgusting what was i thinking
bob: post nut clarity is a bitch bro

by Franval October 16, 2023

Straight up posted

Straight up posted is where you look really good. It comes from when you have a really good-looking photo and post it online.

Man 1: You look really good
Man 2: Yeah, straight up posted
Man 3: Thanks guys

by Rupertpembot January 11, 2023

Post Rebecca Black

Also known as PRB. The world as it is today. After Rebecca Black unleashed the horror that is "Friday" a new calendar system was called into effect, to show a distinction between the world as it was, and the world as it is today. The main difference being marked by the incessant singing and re-singing of the words "It's Friday, friday" every time said day is mentioned.

We are now living in the year 0 Post Rebecca Black. (PRB)

by veronicasawyersmokes July 8, 2011

post-coitus-shavus

A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).

Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.

Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?

The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”

Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?

Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*

by tommystips December 17, 2019

post book sadness

When you've finished a book you thoroughly enjoyed and your left with no friends because of all the time you've put into reading the book.

Friend 1: "Are you okay?"
Friend 2: "yeah, I've just got post book sadness."

by Ehh,ugh_meh March 24, 2016

Post Test Syndrome

Huge amount of emotions that burst out of people after writing a big test, where some people might be seen crying while others might be seen pissed, mad or generally emotional.

Sally: Did you see Mike? What's up with him? He's really upset. Does he have Post Test Syndrome?

Joe: Oh ya, hes PTS-ing really bad

by billybobbybillyboby April 18, 2011