when a person or group of people claim to have all the aesthetics of punk mentality/diy, when in fact they do not know what they are talking about and are not actually true. they then abandon punk when it isn't relevant to them anymore.
person 1-"dude did you hear the new VOA song?"
person 2- "yeah dude they are such 5 minute punk its pathetic"
person 2- "yeah dude they are such 5 minute punk its pathetic"
by BigD@ddy August 14, 2012

by Timouthy Titmouse September 29, 2020

by Urrmomishot69430 April 13, 2022

The worst guy you could ever be friends with. He gives the best unconstructive criticism and his ignorance is like rocks in your shoes. He would do anything to see you miserable. If you have a Punk B.M. in your life, you're the unluckiest person in the world.
by Not Punk B.M. December 24, 2022

(noun) jacob allen
(adj) someone who doesn’t play you back in imessage games, but sends you tiktoks, or messages.
(adj) someone who doesn’t play you back in imessage games, but sends you tiktoks, or messages.
by eatshitanddiefuckface April 7, 2023

by Bostonian Girl April 24, 2021
