Post-coital surprise

Sperm dripping after a sexual intercourse

He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked

by PocketLewis October 6, 2024

easter bunny surprise

When the Easter bunny shits out egg full of poop and covered in poop. Happy Easter.

I got an Easter bunny surprise today!

by Baller7264RN May 27, 2017

dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

Strawberry surprise

when you go down on a girl and find out it's her time of the month and she yells "surprise!".

Kate gave me a strawberry surprise last night and I can still taste it.

by Teamice August 4, 2017

pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt

I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...

by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021

If A Surprise Reveal Does Not Come With A Relealization Then You Are considered A "'Genre'"

If A Surprise Reveal Does Not Come With A Relealization Then You Are considered A "'Genre'"

If A Surprise Reveal Does Not Come With A Relealization Then You Are considered A "'Genre'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.

"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."

by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016