Karen-I’m taking the fucking kids again
by Iwouldfrickacreeper October 20, 2019
Get the Karenmug. A type of mental disorder that makes the host (i think) become incredibly stupid, annoying and frustrating. This mental disorder can only spread by words, and it is based on if the other person decide to believe this or not. It can only be cured with the help of a therapist, or trickery. This appears more in women and moms then men and fathers
Symptoms:
- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)
- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research
- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)
- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore
Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Symptoms:
- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)
- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research
- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)
- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore
Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Dude 1: Hey i heard that person there got Karen
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
by Lemon_is_good April 17, 2020
Get the karenmug. another word for idiot
by SlayKillerX66 November 3, 2020
Get the karenmug. The name Karen is described as the blond Woman that is selfish is very extremely loud. Some only get to know an actual caring who much fathers puts herself last before happiness and is caring and smart. Nothing like those typical other Karen’s
by 123kas November 18, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Mcdonald's*karen* hi I would like a ice cream cone pls*worker*sorry the machine is broken*karen*this is bull sh1t I want to talk to the manager.
by Ass hole22 November 6, 2020
Get the Karenmug. A group of people who are usually white woman, in their 40s, mother of 3 kids that are usually 5-10 yrs old, she's a soccer mom, who drives a 2011 Honda Odyssey, shes usually a trump supporter, she has a short/medium haircut, she is an Anti-Vaxxer, she will talk to your manager and try to get you fired if you did the slightest thing, she's entitledand spoils her kids, "its Johnnys turn on the Wii", and shes super annoying.
Watch out, possible Karen, a middle aged white woman approaching store from minivan looking angry. Distract the manager and make him busy.
by CaptainIan July 3, 2019
Get the Karenmug. A white woman that is ANTI-Vaccine! Loves to put people in their place. Trumps BIGGEST SUPPORTER, christian, feels america should be shouldn’t allow outsiders, love her sunday brunches with the girls.
I think we all know a KAREN.
I think we all know a KAREN.
*white lady asking to speak to your manager*
worker: listen KAREN i understand you’re mad you have to wear your mask in the store but it’s policy
worker: listen KAREN i understand you’re mad you have to wear your mask in the store but it’s policy
by jbabe June 10, 2020
Get the Karenmug.