muffin-blower

one fly mo fucker thats got cats out the wazoo

Jake is one pimp muffin-blower!

by bost November 06, 2003

fudger muffin

To be used as an insult
To be used as a funneh name
Or to act retarded in huge crowds

Person 1: I hate you!

Person 2: FINE!!

Person 1: You....YOU FUDGER MUFFIN!!

by Fudger Muffin November 11, 2007

Frumpy Muffins

One sexy cat with a bit of a twisted mood.

Good morning frumpy muffins! (said as the cat awakes with a frown.

by Frumperella January 29, 2004

Muffin Man

Fat Bastard, that devours box after box of mini-muffins. See Sloth

Damn Finley, you just devoured your eleventh box in 5 minutes!!!

by Phate May 14, 2003

muffin tops

a breast which doesnt quite fit into todays form fitting bras creeping over the top.

Obviously that bra doesnt fit; look at her muffin tops

by deebow68 August 01, 2005

Mad muffin disease

An extreme unhealthy addiction to muffins. May cause Hulk like anger/strength if said muffin cannot be found. Known symptoms are fighting/accusing friends of stealing said muffin even though he probably ate it himself. Small penis's usually accompany this problem. Taunting someone with this condition may my activate retard strength and intelligence and a tornado like spinning action with his fists out which basically means he's indestructible.

Dave: where my muffin!!!!!
Fruche: dude relax we'll find it

Dave: Faaaaaaaaaa
Fruch: holy shit he's doing that retarded tornado thing again must be the mad muffin disease

by Double triple July 16, 2016

Top of the Muffin

Slang for fuck, used to mask the true meaning of the insult. Any small words (to) should be ignored.

Top of the Muffin to you.

by Terra February 06, 2005