Mike

A tall black mandingo who is extemely full of himself. He will stare at himself in the mirror for hours without getting tired of himself. He's extremely messy and will never clean up after himself. He also loves to suck NBA Youngboy's cock.

"Man that guy's such a loser."
"Ya he's such a Mike"

by Xx_N00B5LAY3R47_xX November 23, 2021

mike

a dumbass who makes fun of people

he is a mike

by Ben56176 May 08, 2018

Mike

Mike is a boring prick that doesn't like joining in.

Do we have to invite Mike, he's such a buzzkill

by Certainutensil November 23, 2021

Mike

Some dirty, soyboy, neckbeard simp who ran amok on Fanpop.

Nobody likes a Mike.

by kurō kōdōra April 25, 2023

Mike

The name "Mike" is given to people that are simply gay, full out, fucking men and enjoying it, gay.

Hey my name is "Mike" and I take dick in my ass in my free time. Yes I enjoy it!

by Maxfort.23 March 05, 2022

Mike

A name that's all

Hi mike

by Ysknjexvyr8h4h8hv49vh4 May 30, 2020

Mike

Mike - short for gambling addict

The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.

He's such a Mike.

Ive never met a true Mike like him before. We need to get him help

by Pissplay November 23, 2022