Matthew

An extremely unattractive person that sucks dick

Look at Matthew

by Revolution13744@ April 18, 2018

matthew whittimore

A kinda cool guy, hates school and plays a lot of video games. usually has a pet such as a dog, lizard, or cat.

matthew whittimore is a dick head

by fskjgrwiuabfvjoagh August 26, 2017

Matthew

Matthews are known to be gentleman but also beasts in bed. A Matthew can easily have 100s of girls lusting after him but a Matthew will only have eyes for one girl. Matthews are taller than 6 feet and have awesome dark brown hair thats almost black.

Grace: Did you see that Matthew over there? He’s so hot!!!
Ashley: Duh! He’s a Matthew!!

by blondiewiththelips October 25, 2018

Matthew

A nice small person and loves athletic sports. A Matthew is usually with someone name Blake. Matthew is someone that you will look in the eyes and fall in love with. Matthew is hilarious and usually is tanned and has hazel eyes. Matthew has dark hair and hides his feelings until someone else speaks up about it. If u like a Matthew you would have to be the first to state it then he would usually say yes. Matthew is the best boyfriend/guyfreind to have. He is very loyal and is protective when the special someone is in "harm".

Girl: she is so lucky I wish I was with him. He is so funny and cute. He is so loyal , Matthew is the best

by Stan the manxd October 30, 2018

Matthew newby

Can u hang

Hey y’all Matthew newby is here

by Colin-vill November 7, 2018

matthew kang

A good friend but can get crazy. Generally has ADHD so will get off task easily. If he doesn't have his morning pills he will eat cheerios with water, strawberry yogurt, apple juice, and oranges.

"Eww did matthew kang really eat that"
"Matthew did you take your pills today?!"

by Siggety Diggety Doo February 28, 2019

Matthew

A Canadian man with a micro who happens to also be a downie.

I would kill myself if I was a Matthew.

by illuminabi March 6, 2019