Matthew

Guy who looks like my dad who has midlife crisis. Grows long beard because he is lazy to cut it. Also is biggest nerd that ever lived. He is greatly prepared for life. He can eat everything, even thing that he finds on ground. He doesn't need anybody, he has sigma male grindset.
Look at that hobo he could be Matthew
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Matthew also know as Matt is a great boy/ boyfriend he will always be there for you and he has a great personality he usaly into video games and the internet and sports. You need a Matt/Matthew in your life!
Do you see that guy over there?
Yes hes pretty
He must be a Matthew.
by MattyBoi999 April 29, 2019
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He is an amazing guy who has a crush on that sophie bitch who is blonde and blue eyed🤢 she has a crush on him too probably but I think he should be with ellie because I'm hotter
Matthew is the hottest brown haired boy out there
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Matthew: n word
Person 2: based monkey
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A really fun, humorous, and caring boy. He will make you laugh through a phone or put a smile on your face once you talk to him or see a message from him. If you're bored or sad or just want to have someone to talk to, A Matthew is a good person to run to. He is loving at some points, likes to tease you sometimes, but he is very cute during the process. He will compliment you, and he will make you feel safe. He might be a jerk sometimes too, But he eventually says sorry and makes it up to you. If you are sick (like me), It's good to call a Matthew, Because he will make you laugh, entertain you, make your day way better, and just feel loved. He is very stunning, even though he won't admit it, He knows deep down he is cute. Make sure you have a Matthew in your life! Because he will be a great friend or boyfriend, while being a pretty boy ^^
Person 1: OMGGGGGGG, I just met a Matthew and he soo cute!!
Person 2: Really?! Can we share?!
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Matthew believes that people who put their urban dictionaries on their status are goofy af
Matthew said that persons a goofy, she thinks we care about her urban dictionary.
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Matthews are commonly hipster and really rad. If you meet a Matthew, be sure to tell him how totally fly he is. He likes to get jiggy with it and can help you with guitar. Number 1 quarter back but be careful because his dad is strict on him. He's tall, muscular, brown hair, perm, italian, and wants to slide the snap shawty.
Matthew: Slide that snap, shawty
Rebecca: OMG totes on it Matthew!
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