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JETTA MALE

male that drives and has sex only with his jetta
at the bar
girl 1: wow he's cute, i should ask me to buy me a drink ;) ;)

girl 2: Forget it Jan, he's a jetta male
by musterM June 26, 2021
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Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
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Male Lesbian

A male lesbian is a physiologically heterosexual male who wishes he'd been born a girl. He feels alienated by the social standards of gender roles. He may be a crossdresser or consider himself transgendered, but he is probably not transsexual. His ideal would be to be able to be his feminine self in a relationship with a biological female. If he is open about this, he may be ridiculed by both the gay and straight communities.
"That 24/7 CD sure acts like a MALE LESBIAN , don't you think?"
"I really want to become a MALE LESBIAN, but everyone would have the wrong idea about who I truly am inside."
by BillieluvsBlues September 21, 2022
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male cramps

Don’t kiss me while we’re on the beach.

Why not?

It gives me male cramps!
by psychonaut22 May 21, 2024
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Sigma Male

An incredibly pretentious, smug person who believes they are somehow more unique and special than everyone else, and allegedly don't need to prove it to anyone (or so they claim).
They also unironically idolize the character, Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, treating him as the archetypal sigma male, when said character is actually a depraved psychopath, necrophile and serial killer who is not even supposed to be likable in the first place and was created by the author, Bret Easton Ellis, as a negative caricature of shallow, materialistic yuppies from the 80s. And no, almost none of these "Sigma" males have actually read American Psycho, nor seen its film adaptation, hence why they completely miss the point of his character and admire him for all the wrong reasons.
by Jo Seff January 27, 2025
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male-gasm

The intense ejaculation of a male when he finds a bitch bad enough to meet his needs!!!
He was so into her knowledge he had a male-gasm.....damn what a girl!!!!
by Bmizx November 16, 2017
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Male sausage

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019
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