Kevin Hernandez

Your crush who will never notice you.

I like Kevin Hernandez but I don't think he knows I exist.

by September 15, 2020

Kevin Shattenkirk

Man who's love is in NY. Wanted to get out of the crap hole in St. Louis so bad. After being dealt to Washington, he wanted to mess with them so he played bad so they wouldn't resign him. On July 1st, he signed with the real team of New York.

Kevin Shattenkirk GOAT.

by Ortiz Did ROIDS. August 29, 2017

Kevin Durant

Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.

Kevin Durant can be found in the zoo.

by Tmrwfrvr August 22, 2017

Kevin Durant

Being a fucking snake

"Bro put some lotion on your legs"
"Nah I'm good"
"You're a Kevin Durant, fr"

by NBAValentino November 24, 2021

Kevin Durant

Leaving your team when they can't make the finals for 4 years and sign with a team that wins a championship right after

I just Kevin Duranted them

by ToTotheTaco November 10, 2017

Kevin Durant.

You know who I am.

I'm Kevin Durant. You know who I am.

by JAMALJAMAEL420 August 12, 2024

Kevin Durant

A goat like figure. Also known as the slim reaper or the “snake”

Kevin Durant with the bucket

by Jackisgoatlikekevin3469420 April 28, 2023