Kevin

Yeah this name sounds american asf but if you meet an albo named kevin just know you in for a crazy time. These kevins drive every fucking car like its a stolen amg, they take roids and hit the gym like crazy, and they'll fuck any bitch out there especially the serbbitches.

Bro some dude in a benz doing 80 in a 20 almost hit me earlier and my girl hasn't been texting back all day even though its our 5 year anniversary. Kevin's been out, there's your culprit.

by americanizedshqiptar January 25, 2025

Kevin

something that is bad

Gurt: ikiag this movie is so kevin
movie: yo im not kevin
yo: i never said you were
were: you just said me??
me: when did he

by punsishment goes BEEUGH April 20, 2025

Kevin

The male version of a Karen. He wants to solve tge world's problems with his opinion.. loves being a soccer dad and a Mr Mom. Will fight for fir anything like neighbor hood rule no cats pooping outside. Marking inches from the curbs scars are parked correctly. The one friend who everyone has but doesn't invite to things because of their over opinionated mouth but they always show up anyway.

I argued with a Kevin last night that my dog can't help barking its his way of speaking

by SUPER CC June 30, 2022

Kevin

THE MOST SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET HE MAKES ME SO WET AND I GET SO HORNY THINKING ABOUT HIM, THAT GIANT COCK COULD BE USED AS A TRIPOD AND NOT TO MENTION HIS PERSONALITY IS AMAZING, EVERYONE WANTS KEVIN IN THEIR LIFE BUT NOT EVERYONE DESERVES THAT MAN, HE LOOKS LIKE HE WAS SCULPTED BY GREEK GODS, HE IS THE DEFINITION OF SEXY

KEVIN, THE SEXIEST MAN TO EXIST

by Jack Hoff 3000 February 15, 2023

Kevin

One who has seen pain & triumphs. A very quiet, but confident man. Usually dangerous. Incredibly handsome w/ an athletic or beefcake build. Also an absolute gentleman, treats ppl better than he gets treated and is forgiving but does not forget. Walks in the room - Women & men always stare at him, to capture his gaze. Treats women like they are princesses - Very gentle & charming. Great smile, & smell. Dresses very sharply. But someone who’s presence everyone can enjoy- always positive, funny, & deep on an emotional level. Knows when to crack a joke. Definitely a guy who everyone wants to meet and have in their life.

Have you seen Kevin? He’s just an absolute beefcake

by SkylarWhite575 November 2, 2022

Kevin Knox

Supposed to be the next best Kevin of the NBA, instead, he's just a PJ tucker kinda guy, minus the d.

Kevin knox, catch, shoots, fires, AND HITS.

by URBANSPIDER December 21, 2021

Kevin Feltcher

The guy next door claiming to be heterosexual but is often seen sucking his man butter out of another mans anal cavity after a long night of fucking the dog shit out of him.

Dude I walked into the hotel room yesterday and found him all Kevin Feltchered out on some homo with a twirly straw"

by T-Diggidy January 7, 2014