neglected human

A safe word for a white person to use when they have the impulse to use the n-word.

You're such a neglected human.

by fadeismyname August 5, 2022

Human Thermostat

A Chayce or a Scott who monkeys up into an attic to turn valves for hot or cold air.

My boss calls us the human thermostats because we determine the temperature.

by Chayce1981 April 13, 2024

Humans.

Humans ranging from condescending to idiotic or ruthless.
Humans who will make you say "I hate it here''

I typed "I hate it here" in my computer's search bar, because of fucking foolish humans.

by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022

human gravy

gravy made of kid batter :D

"Aye yo aye girl swallow my human gravy bihhhh"

by k1l3il September 30, 2021

human chickin nugget

its your mom

'hey its a human chickin nugget '

by jehrfwholudheiludhw.lqjksqwlus November 17, 2017

Human Vape

when u put someone butt in your mouth and they fart and u breathe it and puff it out like a vape

person 1: it smells like shit in here

person 2: human vape is a killer man

by aristotle's denial October 13, 2025

Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022