A message board that is still online, but is practically deserted, save for a small group of people who still visit it. Normally there are large amounts of broken links, and any topics not on the front page are a few years old.
by Daniel Woolf April 19, 2008
Get the ghost forum mug.Food packaging that appears to be full. once grabbed it is revealed to the very dissapointed grabber that it is actually empty and merely adopting the shape of a full packet.
Commonly occurs with chip packets and cereal boxes.
Commonly occurs with chip packets and cereal boxes.
1. We could not make nachos because Jermaine didn't buy any chips. He said he saw a whole packet in the pantry but it turned out to be a ghost packet.
2. Andrew: Hey man, can i have a chip?
Matt: sure man, have the rest...
A: Oi! This is a freakin' ghost packet!
M: haha yeah, now throw it in the bin you touched it last
A: Why i oughta...!
2. Andrew: Hey man, can i have a chip?
Matt: sure man, have the rest...
A: Oi! This is a freakin' ghost packet!
M: haha yeah, now throw it in the bin you touched it last
A: Why i oughta...!
by allkindsofsickaye March 21, 2009
Get the Ghost packet mug.1. Flatulence, or as the youngsters of today call it, a "fart." This is a natural expulsion of gases through the rectum which can often be thought of as humorous, embarrassing, and -- if your into that -- even erotic. 2. A paranormal entity either living inside your ass or having been expelled through the rectum during the bathroom process known as pooping, crapping, or shitting, these can often cause problems such as unnecessarily vomit-inducing smell or a streak in the underpants. Be cautious and consult your neighborhood exorcist. 3. You feel the need to poop and go to the bathroom, but as soon as you sit down, nothing will come out except a fart (loudness, duration, and wetness will vary).
1.)
Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.
2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.
3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.
Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?
Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.
Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.
2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.
3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.
Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?
Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.
by UncreativeUsername June 8, 2014
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by Woneykins August 27, 2014
Get the pussy ghost mug.You have anal with a girl and, after cumming in her ass, hold a piece of paper behind her butthole. When she farts out the cum, it becomes art and can be sold for millions
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Mary: Who's that sleeping back there?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a ghost nap after pulling an all-nighter
Bill: That's just Richard taking a ghost nap after pulling an all-nighter
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