When you notice yourself losing connecting with people over Facebook; no comments, posts, or messages. You attempt to regain your dwindling friendships by commenting, posting, or messaging everyone on your news feed, in an attempt to let them know you are alive, and still their friend.
*Valkyrie term is referencing "call of duty:black ops" it is a form of reinforcement. In a Facebook Valkyrie you are reinforcing your friendships, by bombing everyone with comments, posts, and/or messages.
*Valkyrie term is referencing "call of duty:black ops" it is a form of reinforcement. In a Facebook Valkyrie you are reinforcing your friendships, by bombing everyone with comments, posts, and/or messages.
Jill:"hey, everyone at school says they barely hear from you now"
Jack:"ahh, dont worry about it, i'll call in a Facebook Valkyrie, and they'll all be fine."
Jil:"okay cool"
Jack:"ahh, dont worry about it, i'll call in a Facebook Valkyrie, and they'll all be fine."
Jil:"okay cool"
by chicken hawk 105 January 22, 2011
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Get the Facebook War mug.The typical picture for a new college student, who was a loser in high school, is of them with a beer in their hand. They think they are now cool because they drink beer (they would have in high school, but no one would let them come to their parties).
Look at Jeff. What a fuckin loser that guy was in high school, and now, because his Facebook picture is of himself with a beer in hand, he thinks he's cool. SIKE.
by Anakin Vader September 20, 2010
Get the facebook picture mug.That pose that has taken the world of Facebook (and Social Networking in general) by storm, where all and sundry seductively place there index finger (usually) to the side of their pouting “Oouuh” lips when their photo is being taken. Kinda like a cross between Austin Powers and Jordan being seductive (ie, not always attractive).
On a night out pretty much anywhere in the West, you’re sure to encounter the phenomenon of bumping into groups of hipsters struttin’ their stuff, and lots of flashes going off and Facebook fingering taking place.
by frank_bird June 28, 2010
Get the Facebook Finger mug.FB Slobber: The act of posting overly emotional comments, overly intimate comments and shit your friends don't want to see on your significant other's FB page. ~FB Slobber ~
Facebook slobber: I enjoyed last night if you know what I mean. Did I see a puddy tat? I did I did see a puddy tat!
by Gagging with a spoon August 18, 2010
Get the facebook slobber mug.when reuniting with old high school/college friends on facebook and you have a hard time recognizing them because they have gained significant weight
Holy Crap remember Kevin from Bio Class I found him on Facebook, I did not recognize him he is a facebook fatty.
by Teddy92128 November 17, 2010
Get the facebook fatty mug.Similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. Usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. The investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.
Johnny: hey, did you facebook friend Rebecca yet, so I can know her relationship status?
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.
Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.
Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.
by bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010
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