when reuniting with old high school/college friends on facebook and you have a hard time recognizing them because they have gained significant weight
Holy Crap remember Kevin from Bio Class I found him on Facebook, I did not recognize him he is a facebook fatty.
by Teddy92128 November 14, 2010
That pose that has taken the world of Facebook (and Social Networking in general) by storm, where all and sundry seductively place there index finger (usually) to the side of their pouting “Oouuh” lips when their photo is being taken. Kinda like a cross between Austin Powers and Jordan being seductive (ie, not always attractive).
On a night out pretty much anywhere in the West, you’re sure to encounter the phenomenon of bumping into groups of hipsters struttin’ their stuff, and lots of flashes going off and Facebook fingering taking place.
by frank_bird June 25, 2010
person 1 - I'm just facebook storking my ex.
person 2 - that's sooo lame.
person 1 - Yeah I know. Even the guy that created the fb group thinks it's lame
person 2 - that's sooo lame.
person 1 - Yeah I know. Even the guy that created the fb group thinks it's lame
by Ceiling Cat NZ June 04, 2010
Someone hiding behind a screen that thinks people read all the political crap they spew for eight hours a day.
I just unfriended every facebook journalist on my feed. These fuckers wouldn't have the balls to say any of this shit if there was a door someone could slam in their face. political idiot
by Dankonia February 08, 2017
A Facebook beg is someone who is thirsty for likes and compliments on photos and status', he/she would write a description on the photo that would bring attention to they're selvs
*girl uploads a picture and she looks pretty*
Girl: "like omg why am I so ugly? Like my photo if you think in pretty"
Normal person: "stop being such a Facebook beg"
Girl: "like omg why am I so ugly? Like my photo if you think in pretty"
Normal person: "stop being such a Facebook beg"
by 2s4ss4u February 23, 2014
The typical picture for a new college student, who was a loser in high school, is of them with a beer in their hand. They think they are now cool because they drink beer (they would have in high school, but no one would let them come to their parties).
Look at Jeff. What a fuckin loser that guy was in high school, and now, because his Facebook picture is of himself with a beer in hand, he thinks he's cool. SIKE.
by Anakin Vader September 19, 2010
a women or man doesnt know how to use technology and is always white. They also are racist.... VERY RACIST
and they love minnions
and they love minnions
Look at that facebook boomer on that bench
by facebook boomer minnions November 20, 2020