Facebook Valkyrie

When you notice yourself losing connecting with people over Facebook; no comments, posts, or messages. You attempt to regain your dwindling friendships by commenting, posting, or messaging everyone on your news feed, in an attempt to let them know you are alive, and still their friend.

*Valkyrie term is referencing "call of duty:black ops" it is a form of reinforcement. In a Facebook Valkyrie you are reinforcing your friendships, by bombing everyone with comments, posts, and/or messages.

Jill:"hey, everyone at school says they barely hear from you now"
Jack:"ahh, dont worry about it, i'll call in a Facebook Valkyrie, and they'll all be fine."
Jil:"okay cool"

by chicken hawk 105 January 22, 2011

Facebook beg

A Facebook beg is someone who is thirsty for likes and compliments on photos and status', he/she would write a description on the photo that would bring attention to they're selvs

*girl uploads a picture and she looks pretty*

Girl: "like omg why am I so ugly? Like my photo if you think in pretty"

Normal person: "stop being such a Facebook beg"

by 2s4ss4u March 2, 2014

facebook singing

The practice of, when you see a song lyric on Facebook or another social networking website, singing the next lyric. Usually someone will add a third, then a fourth, and so on.

(originally coined by Sethual Chocolate)

Jeff Smith says I believe I can fly

John Jones says I believe I can touch the sky

Kim German says I think about it every night and day

Phyllis Seymour wants to spread my wings and fly away

Andrew Rickenbacker just doesn't understand all this facebook singing.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen March 30, 2009

Facebook Finger

That pose that has taken the world of Facebook (and Social Networking in general) by storm, where all and sundry seductively place there index finger (usually) to the side of their pouting “Oouuh” lips when their photo is being taken. Kinda like a cross between Austin Powers and Jordan being seductive (ie, not always attractive).

On a night out pretty much anywhere in the West, you’re sure to encounter the phenomenon of bumping into groups of hipsters struttin’ their stuff, and lots of flashes going off and Facebook fingering taking place.

by frank_bird June 28, 2010

Facebook Parenting

When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.

Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?

Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.

Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.

by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009

Facebook Investigator

Similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. Usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. The investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.

Johnny: hey, did you facebook friend Rebecca yet, so I can know her relationship status?
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.

Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.

by bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010

Facebook Secretary

When your significant other is on your Facebook and tends to your requests more than you...

Husband receives friend request, wife approves it as his Facebook Secretary...

by Skudderz May 22, 2010