Ethan

leaves his friends for girls and still has not piped yet

bro ur really leaving us to go hang with a girl ur such an ethan

by christopher milkman October 12, 2020

Ethan

The guy that thinks he is cool but the girls hate him

Ethan that kid that everyone hates

by Billybobtexas October 12, 2020

Ethan

A person who attempts to rush and try - hard in Minecraft but should really stop.

Yo that guy is such a Ethan.

by BlessedPath877 October 12, 2020

Ethan

Has big pp. has friends that live in his hood. and friends outside. loves to shred.

Ethan is a shredder

by (378jay October 15, 2020

lilly and ethan

hot couple

yo lilly and ethan are a smokin couple
oh fuck ya bud

by yeahsowut October 17, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a very horny teenage boy who spends his time skateboarding, vaping, and drinking monsters rather than doing his homework. He's really tall and a bit of a loner but he's really popular with the ladies. He gets bullied by Chad but he doesn't care and he has a godly taste in music. You may not want to admit it, but Ethan is way cooler than you.

Chad: Ethan's such a fucking loser ahaha
Rebecca: stfu Chad, you're an asshole and I'm leaving you for Ethan because he's cooler than you
Chad: 😭😭😭

by cumslut collector October 18, 2020

Ethan

Ethan's a really tall leftist skater boy. He's not very popular, and probably gets bullied but he doesn't care. He's really sad and horny all the time but it works out because he's pretty popular with the ladies. Ethan has a nicotine addiction and drinks too much monster energy. He also has a godly taste in music. He plays guitar and writes music but will only play you his music if he trusts you, which isn't very likely. Whether you like it or not, Ethan is cooler than you.

Chad: haha Ethan you fucking loser go write a song about cutting yourself or something emo trash
Rebecca: stfu Chad leave Ethan alone
Chad: *misogynistic comment*

Rebecca: you know what Chad we're breaking up I'm leaving you for Ethan
Chad: 😭😭😭

by cumslut collector October 18, 2020