ethan garner

a nerdy guy who likes little kids aged 13 and bellow he also has all of the magazines in the hallway of ass and he also likes men which tall legs short arms and bees

hey I'm Ethan garner and I'm here to do inappropriate stuff 13's and bellow whos up

by ethan garner October 20, 2019

Ethan

A generally nice guy, if you can can get past the fact that he OWNS SLAVES! Yes i speak no hyperbole this man owns up to 43 slaves at a farm in Washington DC. Other than that he is pretty nice... unless your black.

Damn, Ethan just bought me and he is sending me to DC tomorrow!

by Anonymous_Exposed June 5, 2022

Ethan

Ethan, were do we start with ethan. He is the type of person that is so very special that you just want to be with him but he ends up with someone else. He is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet but can pick the wrong people, he is so cute and his smile is to die for and you just want to be with him

“I really like ethan but he likes her”

by just your average girl March 24, 2019

Ethan

A guy who doesn't understand the effect he can have on your life, and even if he did he probably wouldn't care. No matter how much you want to hate him you can't. You can't get him out of your life. You can try and avoid him, block him, or shut him out but you can't get him out of your head, he has so much to offer to the world and anyone is lucky to be in his life. But if he doesn't care about someone he isn't very good at faking it, it's usually pretty easy to tell when Ethan is just nice to you because he feels bad, because that's just the kind of person he is.

"Dude just forget about Ethan, he isn't worth it"

by fuk biches get dinero June 6, 2018

ethan

A man whose voice is so graceful. Whose mother is so delightful. And whose willy is so tasteful. yeeehaaa baby goose, fly with me. However, Ethan can also be defined as a man who cannot get a stiffy and who is forever in a state of semi's.

Oh no my willy is doing an ethan

by poopoo grrrr May 8, 2023

Ethan

The best person you will ever meet he is just absolutely perfect minus his spelling.

Ethan is the best.

by pinguen January 12, 2021

Ethan Gorrie

Any girl's (or guy's) dream, is truly husband material being able to cook, clean, but most importantly look good doing it.
As a friend, he is very loyal, and always gives a listening ear

"Did you see that guy?"
"yes He's so handsome and caring"
"I know right! he's definitely an Ethan Gorrie!"

by katiepoo<3 September 4, 2023