Dry

The best way to eat your cereal because it doesn’t get soggy.

Guy 1: Dude you’re not eating that dry are you?

Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.

Guy 1: Just eat it fast.

Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.

Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy July 3, 2020

ring me dry

When a male or female sucks your penis so much you run out of semen

Please don’t ring me dry

by Dumba55 June 15, 2021

Dry Horror

A Horror movie or setting that is bland, corny, and dull.

"Did you watch that new Horror movie The Killer Werewolf?"
"No, my friend told me it was just another Dry Horror film and I just can't sit through those."

by Svellack March 25, 2022

dry ass

From the French "cul sec", equivalent of bottoms up, drinking your glass in one go.

At the bar : "Lets get Jagger bombs, and this time : dry ass !" proceeds to drink his glass in one go

by nico0807 April 8, 2018

dry bumpin

when you're hooking up with a guy and you can't get wet because it is THAT BAD

We couldn't have sex, only dry bumpin

by Rena March 29, 2015

Dry Dave

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.

Ryan: Damn, why’s Jason over there throwing up
Connor: I gave him a dry dave

by Batmanfr March 23, 2024

dry mare

Noun. The opposite of a wet dream.

1. He took his shirt off and I had a dry mare. 2. Your detailed story of walking in on your grandparents has given me a dry mare.

by Heiney11 October 16, 2012