Tito Dick

God himself

Going to church to pray for our lord and savior Tito Dick

by The Tito Worshiper July 14, 2017

bounce that dick

the most badass perverted and catchy song on youtube yet created by JennaMarbles

Dude have u heard bounce that dick yet?

Yeah man! That song got me bouncin my dick all night!

by anonymousstripper December 31, 2011

Dick choke

When a person is giving a blow job and the man gets either too thrusty or is very large and the receiving party chokes.

Girl 1: Hey, Girl did you see that bulge in his pants?
Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.

or

Girl 1: That girl is such a drag and talks way too much
Girl 2: She needs a good dick choke, that would shut her up!

by flterbi69 June 5, 2012

glass dick

A glass tube used for smoking ice/glass/crank or any smokable form of meth out of

Hey man, load the glass dick so we can start tweaking

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Dick Cheney

A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything George Bush does, no matter how evil or stupid.

Dick Cheney is either another Bush bootlicker or one of the powers behind the throne.

by jesster79 February 18, 2006

Dick-Waffle

A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.

"hey wake u...."

"FUCK OFF WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE"

"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"

by sluttymuffin123 February 21, 2014

dick slit

The slit (sometimes just a hole) where a male's bodily fluids escape. AKA dick hole.

Jon: "This one time, I was fucking this bitch, and her pussy juice got all up in mah dick slit."

by Paige R January 25, 2008