depression

Something non-existent

"Man I've been really down lately. I think I have depression"
"LOL just be happy"

by JUST BE HAPPY March 8, 2019

depression sandwich

A meal consisting of all the items used in a dish, but eaten and prepared separately.
Usually done when lacking energy to cook.

A: Man, I really don’t feel like making lunch.
B: That’s okay, just eat some cheese, ham and bread.
A: Depression sandwich it is.

by Psy.psy.psy January 13, 2023

Depression

The worst kind of feeling in life. If you have depression there’s some days where you feel good and others where you feel like shit, or if you’re really depressed then everyday is shit Usually caused by school/uni, work, family/parents, exes and people treating you like shit and more. Goddamn it’s 2 am and I’m still listening to marvins room and I have a math class tomorrow at 8:10 am fuck me.

Depression is a bitch you always feel like shit and can’t accomplish anything.

by Depressed Torontonian September 22, 2020

Depression

Something you get when you go to your email and see that your word wasn't published on Urban Dictionary

I got Depression when i saw that my word Hot Pocket wasn't published

by ResetRBLX March 9, 2019

depression

A condition to where the body is on full adrenaline, but in a certain way. The body cant feel emotion has no desire to do anything they would have wanted to before. The feeling of no feelings, wants to sleep all the time. Doesn't want to see anyone or anything. The fact that they had got so bad to the point of not wanting to looking at themselves. Or the point to where they are still hurt after they "should be over it all already" and still feeling the way they do for "no reason" making it seem like they are un-grateful or un-satisfied. You don't want people to know the way you feel because it shows that you are venerable, if you post it on social media you are not really depressed. You are only in the state of mind to where you think you are depressed.

"She's just faking it and only wants attention"

depression is not only one distinctive feeling, it is different for every person individual.

by iv'e experienced it all too June 15, 2018

Post-Pandemic Depression

The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.

God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!

by anonymous September 6, 2023

Depression

The excuse teenagers use to get attention and to seem “special”.

Teenager 1: You’ve never been this down, are you feeling ok?
Teenager 2: I have depression. Everybody hates me.

Teenager 1: Since when did you have depression? You’re already friends with everyone.

by TheSamePersonWhoEatsRawEggs August 5, 2020