Cracker Whiskers

Cracker Whiskers: noun; a person who is so white, that people of other ethnicities can see it plainly on their face as if it was growing like a cracker filled beard of their whiteness.

Hey man, check out Cracker Whiskers over there listening to easy rock and smooth jazz while eating a sandwich smothered in mayonnaise...

by plainly obscure March 29, 2014

Cracker

Someone who cracks a whip

A cracker cracked the whip

by nutcase21 December 30, 2014

cracker attack

This means when you make a white person mad and they mess you up

Im gonna cracker attack you!!

by batmanislifee January 12, 2015

cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.

"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."

by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014

Cracker Snacker

A black guy that only likes white girls.

"Dude, you never go out with black girls? Are you a cracker snacker?"

by chipchip2 March 10, 2016

crackerschnitzels

A Crackerschnitzels is a person or an event in which is annoying or for the sake of saying it.

Eg, OMG he is such a Crackerschnitzels

by Mayaisstupid March 14, 2016

crackerkelly

A specific person who is the lead cracker on a team of cracking.

Damnit crackerkelly, you didn't find a place with a pool.

by micklordjohn July 31, 2016