Peter:"So before I was done, I asked her if she was hungry, she siad yes so I gave her a mouth full of my cock yogurt.
Ben: "nice one dude"
Ben: "nice one dude"
by Peter Murray December 27, 2007
by razor scoots August 18, 2019
"Hey bro I'm hungry"
"Don't worry dude I got you" *Unzips pants*
"Thanks bro that was scrumptious"
"Your welcome that was called COCK FEEDING"
"Don't worry dude I got you" *Unzips pants*
"Thanks bro that was scrumptious"
"Your welcome that was called COCK FEEDING"
by Creamothy February 07, 2023
The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November
Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March
Anal April
Mating May
Jack off June
Juicy July
Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December
Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March
Anal April
Mating May
Jack off June
Juicy July
Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December
"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"
by ClinkClinkBitch November 02, 2019
Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.
Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
by Ihaveanaccount November 07, 2020
When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....
The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
by Adrianissupa September 13, 2016
Similar to a blow job alarm clock or alarm cock, with variation and added steps. If the person that you are sleeping with is still sleeping after you wake up and you want to wake them up but have trouble with conventional measures, try this:
1.) Start off by getting an erection
2.) Get your penis next to his/her mouth
3.) At the same time, pinch their nose shut and insert your penis into their mouth as deep as it takes to close off normal breathing
What this should do is close off normal relaxed breathing causing the receiving person to wake up gasping for air like a Flounder fish out of water.
1.) Start off by getting an erection
2.) Get your penis next to his/her mouth
3.) At the same time, pinch their nose shut and insert your penis into their mouth as deep as it takes to close off normal breathing
What this should do is close off normal relaxed breathing causing the receiving person to wake up gasping for air like a Flounder fish out of water.
My woman slept through her alarm this morning and wouldn't wake up. We had a lot of errands to do, so I gave her a Cock Flounder...she woke right up.
by TheStepchild November 05, 2011