"You down for that club peng bang tonight billy?"
"OH AM I READY JOHN"
"THERES GONNA BE MORE THAN 12 PENGUINS TONIGHT"
"You getting me even more pumped"
"OH AM I READY JOHN"
"THERES GONNA BE MORE THAN 12 PENGUINS TONIGHT"
"You getting me even more pumped"
by CallMeMyth June 19, 2016
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Get the Dry Dick Club mug.Usually a group who thinks that they're hip and eccentric. Often spends time doing "meaningful" work at a theatre or a co-op. The Country Club Crew can be easily spotted wearing sweater vests, graph tees tucked into jeans & other articles of clothing that do not and should not ever be worn together. Typically, they are a great set of people. Stay away from the Republican ones and girls named Mallory.
Oh look, it's the whole fucking country club crew.
What is that crew wearing?
They are preparing to wear a fake smile at the Country Club.
What is that crew wearing?
They are preparing to wear a fake smile at the Country Club.
by Bradtery December 6, 2020
Get the Country Club Crew mug.An event created, to allow middle aged working men to come together for a dirty lunch break usually consisting of fast food moaning about their miserable lives and considering faking their own deaths.
99% of attendee's appreciate and respect its rules of men only, no clingers on. But there's always one who thinks every so often its a fine idea to bring his family along thus ruining the bonding experience.
99% of attendee's appreciate and respect its rules of men only, no clingers on. But there's always one who thinks every so often its a fine idea to bring his family along thus ruining the bonding experience.
Alex : " fancy a boys lunch club next week"
Andy: "yeah im in, let me block out my diary"
Simon: "yeah im in, but im bringing my kids. is that ok ?"
nobody says anything
but no simon that isnt ok, you are ruining the point of boys lunch club.
Andy: "yeah im in, let me block out my diary"
Simon: "yeah im in, but im bringing my kids. is that ok ?"
nobody says anything
but no simon that isnt ok, you are ruining the point of boys lunch club.
by AR257119 March 29, 2021
Get the boys lunch club mug.A remake of the original now-defunct club penguin. many features not in the final version of the original, including the return of the PSA headquarters as well as the gray puffle have been added.
It has become the most popular CPPS since the downfall of the ill-fated, ill-moderated, ill-founded club penguin online.
It has become the most popular CPPS since the downfall of the ill-fated, ill-moderated, ill-founded club penguin online.
by someguynamednobody April 9, 2021
Get the Club penguin rewritten mug.The last day of February. Traditionally this is the day that the lady in a relationship get's her man a new golf club in anticipation of spring and the start of golf season.
If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.
If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.
If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.
If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.
Ryan: Dude, what did your wife get you for Golf Club Day?
Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.
Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.
Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.
Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.
by BigOtter April 29, 2012
Get the Golf Club Day mug.Skating Club of Boston, commonly referred to as SCOB, or Shitty Cunts of Boston, is a skating club in Norwood, Massachusetts. It is a beautiful 3-rink facility newly built in 2020, with a gym, lounge, cafe, and even gorgeous waterfall features that tend to appear every few months. These incredible waterfall features give the rink a nice and wet atmosphere, since water can leak from the exploding pipes. Also, the constant half-broken down walls give the otherwise warm and comfortable rink a modern and industrial feel.
Even though the ice and the facility are considered one of the best in the country, the ice is mostly shit and the clients get treated like prisoners. Does everybody else in the country want to skate at SCOB? yes. Do they know that everybody in SCOB is depressed and in therapy? not quite. Neither do they know that the management still has to pay $70m to the construction company. But that’s ok because they just got a new $700k camera system for the gym. SCOB is the place to be if you are looking for little backstabbing bitches who have no life or the perfect place for a cute mental breakdown.
You can also have an encounter with the bitchiest of them all: Ma! Guaranteed to improve your day.
Even though the ice and the facility are considered one of the best in the country, the ice is mostly shit and the clients get treated like prisoners. Does everybody else in the country want to skate at SCOB? yes. Do they know that everybody in SCOB is depressed and in therapy? not quite. Neither do they know that the management still has to pay $70m to the construction company. But that’s ok because they just got a new $700k camera system for the gym. SCOB is the place to be if you are looking for little backstabbing bitches who have no life or the perfect place for a cute mental breakdown.
You can also have an encounter with the bitchiest of them all: Ma! Guaranteed to improve your day.
Person 1: Did you hear that Lexi goes to the Skating Club of Boston?
Person 2: Yeah she really is a shitty cunt of boston.
Person 2: Yeah she really is a shitty cunt of boston.
by SluttySlayShit December 7, 2022
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